Leonard: Agreed, what’s your point?
Sheldon: There’s no point, I think it’s a good idea for a T-shirt.
Leonard: Excuse me?
Receptionist: Hang on.
Leonard: One across jean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across is MCM, fourteen down is move your finger phylum, 14 across Port-au-Prince. See, Papa Doc’s capital idea, that’s Port-au-Prince Haiti.
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Leonard: Yes. Um, is this the High I.Q. Sperm bank?
Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.
Sheldon: I think that is the place.
Receptionist: Fill these out.
Leonard: Thank-you. We will be right back.
Receptionist: Oh, take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword . Oh wait.
(They sit and begin to fill in forms).
Sheldon: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.
Leonard: What, are you kidding? You’re a semi-pro.
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